Glass Ceiling jokes

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!