Glass Ceiling jokes

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

I am glass! People see right through me.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"