Glass Ceiling jokes

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I am glass! People see right through me.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.