Glass Ceiling jokes

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.