Glass Ceiling jokes

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

I am glass! People see right through me.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.