Protest jokes
BLM.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
New protest.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
Orphan joke protest idea.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.