Protest Jokes

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

BLM British Lives Matter.

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?

Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.

How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.

BLM.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”

The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.

boss: "We have to let you go."

surgeon: "I protest innocence."

boss: "How?"

surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

boss: "Get out!"

Orphanage protest jokes here!

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."