Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
π΅ Iβm a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 frπ΅βπ«
Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I miss gwen
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Anyone remember the following?
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
