Can jokes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Memes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I can smell your kids!
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.