Can jokes
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I can now cross it off my bucket list
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.