Screaming Chairs

The joke plays on the stereotype that fat people are heavy and put a lot of strain on furniture. It exaggerates this idea by making it seem as if the chair is in pain.

• Fat People
• People
• Restaurant
• Chair
• Stereotype
• Sound

• She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
• Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
• When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
• You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!