Slade jokes

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Why did little sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

What did sally get for Christmas?

Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

like this if you have ever been abused.