SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
