Slade jokes
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Technoblade would love it here.