Slade jokes

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

Technoblade

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.