Slade jokes

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.