Slade jokes

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

Slay.

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

Technoblade