Slade jokes

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.