Slade jokes
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.