Cracker Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Crackers

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers

Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"

difference between a cunnilingust and a Ritz? One is a snack cracker. The other, a crack snacker.

I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are