15+ Cracker Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

What do you call a redneck on fire?

A fire cracker.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Crackers.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

A single goldfish cracker is centered on a white background.

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"

"Yea, it was crackers!"

A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!