What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a p.... wet.

I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are