what do you call 2 mexicans at a country resturant?
2 beaners in a cracker house.
what do you call 2 mexicans at a country resturant?
2 beaners in a cracker house.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common? They both come on little white crackers
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog, with a sudden inspirational thought he picks the frog up, shoves a fire cracker up the frogs arse, lights the cracker and blows the frog to smithereens. Now at school the teacher asks the class :" Has any body got any thing for show and tell this morning"? Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis". "Ok Johnny, What do you have to share with the class today"? Little Johnny then says " Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frogs arse" the teacher interrupts and says " It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum". Johnny then says " Fucking oath it wrecked ; him'.