Cannibal

Zane

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

Fire

Lucky

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

White

HurdyGurdy

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

Nut

Anonymous

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.

Eating

lordofthechikenwings

“did you go to the biscuit eating championship” “yea it was crackers”

Fish

CheetoBandito

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers

Puns

Time

I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are

Fish

Anonymous

FUCKING CRACKER AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH

Number

J0K35 (week 1)

lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever…

J0K35: LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR

A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can’t walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot riot)

What is Satan’s favorite DJ?

MarshHELLo

What do neck breakers use?

Snapchat

What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?

No

What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the best anime girl?

Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all

OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

Country

themexicanman

what do you call 2 mexicans at a country resturant?

2 beaners in a cracker house.

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