What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.
“did you go to the biscuit eating championship” “yea it was crackers”
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are
FUCKING CRACKER AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever…
J0K35: LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR
A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can’t walk properly?
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot riot)
What is Satan’s favorite DJ?
What do neck breakers use?
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?
Is this the last joke?
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
what do you call 2 mexicans at a country resturant?
2 beaners in a cracker house.