Can jokes
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Quite true
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I can smell your kids!
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.