Can jokes
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Memes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"