Kobe Bryant jokes

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!