Kobe

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant jokes just don’t really fly well now

Kobe

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot

But he nailed that mountain

Kobe

Anonymous

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console but the game kept crashing

Twin Towers

Anonymous

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

Kobe

demiurge

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

Kobe

Anonymous

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!

Kobe

Anonymous

What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa

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Death

Big Boy

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he’s dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

0

High

Anonymous

i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn’t…

Kobe

Kobe Bryant

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing

Kobe

Enrico Pucci

Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

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Kobe

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he’s warm for the rest of his life.

Difference

What’s the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions

Kobe

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Kobe

Kobe Bryant

Her: I love kobe bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:…

Me: Atleast you don’t say save the trees cus damn kobe is good

Kobe

Kobe

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain

Yo mama

Kobe Bryant

Yo mama so stupid she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash