Kobe Bryant jokes

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.