Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
