Car for a Blow Job

Alright listen up, buttercup. So basically, this nasty dad tells his daughter she can use the car but only if she gives him a blowie first. Then, after she does the deed, she says his junk tastes like "shite" (which is a fancy way of saying "shit"). Then, Mr. Nasty says he let his other kid, the brother, use the car. So, that means the brother's been doing the same thing. You are probably one of those people that also don't understand that the Earth is round. Shame.