Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
joe mama roast
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.