Call jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! πππππ
MOM CALLS MY NAME
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priestβs ass as he βdownward dogsβ the kid.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?