Call jokes
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.