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Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.