Call jokes
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.