Call jokes
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.