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Periodic Table

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

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Asian

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Testicle

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Ugliness

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Bitch

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"