Call jokes

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.