This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
What you call suicide, I call failed speedrun attempt
what do u call a mexican who's lost his car
carlos
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
They call me an elevator because I let people down
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
what do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
a family portrate
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time