Call jokes

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.