Call jokes
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.