Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Memes
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.