Call jokes
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Memes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"