Call jokes
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."