Call jokes
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
kayla?
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a fish with no neck?
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.