Call jokes
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Memes
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-