Call jokes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Memes
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.