If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Call Jokes
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
