Call jokes
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
MOM CALLS MY NAME
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.