Call jokes
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.