Call jokes
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.