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Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.