Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
That one stupid kid in class :
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Heard the Helen Keller single? It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.