Call jokes
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.