Call jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
MOM CALLS MY NAME
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.