Call jokes
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.