Call jokes
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a?
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.