Call jokes
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.