Call jokes
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.