Call jokes
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.