Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
you call it turds. I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
What do you call a gay woman? I dont know
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
your fore head is so big they call you the leening tower of forehead
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
