Call jokes
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.