Call jokes

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?

A galiminus.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”