Call jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.