Call jokes
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Memes
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.