Call jokes
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.