Call jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."