Call jokes

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."