Call jokes
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"