Call jokes
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.