Call jokes

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!