Call jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. šš¤£
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Iām not calling you a slut, Iām calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyoneās pants!
Memes
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song āHelen Keller.ā
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldnāt fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"