The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Call Jokes
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
