Call jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok