Call jokes
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!