Call jokes
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Memes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ