Call jokes
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
Memes
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.