Call jokes
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"