Call jokes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Memes
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.