What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
what do you call anal rape? ass cream
what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What do you call a mom that canβt draw? Tracy.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a suptised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken) did anyone laugh at that or?? Augh i guess im alone
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
Whatβs it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
