Call jokes

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call an orphan fish?

Self-ish.

There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"