What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Call Jokes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
