Call jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."