Call jokes

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.