Call jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.