How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries “I want to live in the Soviet Union!”

America:i going to build a wall

Nazi:been there

Soviet union:done that

Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn’t beet the Nazis. bud um ching