Union jokes
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
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American Communist Lawyers Union.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
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What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
