LGBTQ jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.