LGBTQ jokes

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?

A: Because he is a "herbefore."

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."