A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What is gay - curious š¤ š³
š¬ š¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a šØ š© šØ bisexual man.
šØ šØ š© š² š² š² does it cycle now?
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š¢ š sorry for your luck šÆ honey it sucks šŖ š š to be you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. š š š š
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
gay fish
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
