LGBTQ

LGBTQ Jokes

Transgender People

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Answer

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Answer

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Fashion Sense

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

Memes

Fried Chicken

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Game

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Brain Cell

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Weapon

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

Sign

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

Trans

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Rickroll

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Refrigerator

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Anthem

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.