LGBTQ jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.