LGBTQ jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.