Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X Men
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE, we didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing,honey ;)
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer😔
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
gay fish
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
What does LGBTQ+ means is it the premium version of GAY
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender
