What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
