A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Soviet Union Wedding
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it's playin' on words. See, the "Soviet Union" was a big ol' country that included Russia and some other places back in the day. So, callin' a Russian wedding the "Soviet Union" is like sayin' it's a union of two things, just like a country. And since you probably don't know anything, the Soviet Union was dissolved in 1991. Learn something!