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What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.