Hang Out

  • My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

    So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

    I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

    My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is telling his friends to meet him at a tree so they can all hang themselves (commit suicide). See, "hang out" has a double meaning. I bet you ask people how many breads they have eaten in their life.

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