What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Curfew Muncher
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the words "curfew" and "curry." "Curfew" is when you gotta be home by a certain time, and "curry" is an Indian dish. Get it? You probably don't, seeing as your brain power is on par with a stale donut.