A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Body Jokes
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
