Body jokes
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Jugs!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Alpha Kenny body?
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.