Body jokes
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Memes
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?