Body jokes
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?