Body jokes
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Memes
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."