Body

Body jokes

Skeleton

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Mama

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Memes

Crash

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Wrap

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Ball

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

Weiner

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

Coffee

People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.

Guy

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Dark side

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?