Body jokes
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Yo mama so fat...
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Alpha Kenny body?
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.