Body jokes
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Memes
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, itâs alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently itâs "harassment!"
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
I used to be a man in a womanâs body. And then I was born.
Whatâs under the bottom?
Your legs.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didnât.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: Itâs hanging out of your pants.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because youâve got the hottest pair of buns Iâve seen all week.