Body jokes
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.