Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, nimrod, this joke is funny because it plays on the double meaning of "spots." You see, cheetahs got spots on their fur, but we also use the word "spot" to mean "location." The joke implies cheetahs would keep spots inside their body if they could, which is stoopid. I bet you think cheetahs are fast, but did you know that sloths are actually slower?