A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
mr bun ler
Joke
hi honey how do you want buns
I did have a good
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
