whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

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What do McDonald’s and priests have in common… They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

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what’s similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger? “You got nice buns!”

What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Q: What do preists have in common with McDonald’s. A: they both put their meat 13 year old bun’s

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