Bun jokes
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
That was a really crappy bun!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Mr. Bunler.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I did have a good [time].
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Joke.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.