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Bun Jokes

Catholic priest

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

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  • Priest

    What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

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  • Family

    So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

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  • Priest

    What do McDonalds and priests both do?

    They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

    People

    9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

    2 people bought plants.

    3 people bought shovels.

    1 person yelled.

    3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

    1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    Million

    In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

    Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    Cow

    Teacher: Describe a penguin.

    Student: Black, white, beak.

    Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

    Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

    Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

    Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

    Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

    Student: It describes you tho.

    Michael Jackson

    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

    Sausage

    I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

    Vampire

    A vampire goes to the bakery.

    Vampire: "One bun, please."

    Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

    Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

    Hotdog

    What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

    A 50-year-old piece of meat.

    A 12-year-old bun.

    McDonald's

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Michael Jackson

    In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

    Michael Jackson

    In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.