why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
magicjohns_zoologist
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
what the difference between an apple and an orphan? the apple gets picked
what’s the only gun that doesn’t exist in africa? the water gun