Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
magicjohns_zoologist
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
i gave a blind kid a gun, and told him it was a hairdryer
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what do you call a blind german? a not-see
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.