Body jokes
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.