Body jokes

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Toes for hoes.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.