Body jokes
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!