Body jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Memes
He's like gigachad but skipped neck day
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
I suck my dick.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.