Body jokes

Toes for hoes.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.