Body jokes
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Memes
ballz
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."