Body jokes
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.