Body jokes

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!