Body jokes
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
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Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
My anus smells.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.