Lost Stick

  • Kid me: I lost my stick.

    Teacher: No, you didn’t.

    Kid me: How do you know that?

    Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The kid says he lost his "stick", but the teacher knows exactly where it is. It's a funny way of implying the kid's little buddy is standing tall. It's funny because the teacher points out the obvious in a suggestive manner, and you are too dumb to see it.

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