I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
