Body jokes

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

It squirted in my eye, God dammit!

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Man, Uranus is so big!

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.