Body jokes
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Lick my BALLS!
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Man, Uranus is so big!
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.