Gigachad jokes
Gigachad.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
I am the grand wizard, mak.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Community talk
What's up guys, it's me, the Gigachad. I'm going to teach you guys how to be a sigma, and mewing properly, and not being a pathetic loser like RapBoat.
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.