Shin jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.