Shin jokes

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Six shila.

What does a skeleton put on his roof?

Shin-gulls.