Shin jokes
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.