Shin jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.