Shin jokes

What does a skeleton put on his roof?

Shin-gulls.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.