Body jokes
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Memes
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
I suck my dick.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.