Body jokes
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Memes
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."