Body jokes
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Poopy, farty, pee.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.