Body jokes
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.