Hair Length

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  • My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is pretty dark. The person is saying their hair is longer than their life will be. That means they think they're gonna kick the bucket soon. You're not the brightest bulb, are you?

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