Bird jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

What makes a bird fly?

Bird food!

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.