The Rich Criminal Paradox

Listen here, you smooth-brained goof. You see this image? It's about how a normal person thinks rich people should behave. Like, if you had half a million bucks, you'd be all about peace, minding your own business, wearing cute outfits, and feeding birds, right? But some rich folks go and commit crimes! It's like, what's wrong with them? They just can't handle it. Seems simple, doesn't it? This is something that you're probably too dumb to understand.