Beak jokes
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
