Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What bird doesnβt need a comb
bald eagles
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A head-banger.
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
Why do penguins π§ carry fish π in their beaks?
Because they donβt have a pockets. Iβm
A Goose with no Beak and you eat? Goose Beak Salad file :)
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food! *LAUGH*
