You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
If dust mites are found in dust, Bedbugs are found in beds where are cockroaches found in?
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
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why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Another one bites the dust
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What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
I f..... Nan and dust came out 😂
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust
What is Gaten Matarazzo's Favorite song? Dust-in the wind
