You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
Dust Jokes
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
"Another one bites the dust."
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Lemme tell you a little story.
It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
It’s Anne Frank.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
