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Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

Abbie

Online working be like:

The image shows a split screen. The top half shows a man during a video call, wearing a shirt and tie. The bottom half shows the same man in a hot tub wearing a shirt and tie and swim trunks, with various objects around him.

A Star Wars Fan

The image is divided into two sections. On the left side, there is the text 'A CIVILIZATION WITH GUNS' above the Australian flag. On the right, it says 'SOME FUNNY BIRDS' over a picture of multiple emus.

Germanuser

Flappy Bird in 2001

The image depicts a scene from the video game Flappy Bird, but the pipes have been replaced with the Twin Towers. An airplane is flying through the sky. The bottom of the image shows a skyline of New York City including the Statue of Liberty. There are also some stars at the top of the image.

shaylie lol

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a crow standing on pavement. Above the crow the text reads: "THAT'S A NICE CAR YOU HAVE THERE". The bottom panel shows a close-up of the same crow with its eyes wide open and slightly crossed. The text says: "BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY SHIT ON IT".

Adolf kitler

An orange cat is sitting on the floor in front of a tea bag. The text on the image says: "Some cats bring their humans birds and mice... Oliver brings me tea bags."

MEME LORD

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

Toast ツ

A cute, stylized penguin with an orange cheek patch and white belly is surrounded by yellow stars and diamond shapes, all against a black background.

MrBreadHead

A Star Wars Fan

Two cartoon images of Donald. On the left, a classic Donald Duck with angry expression. On the right, the same bird with different hairstyle to resemble Donald Trump.

Cahyani Ambara

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

Wade

The image shows a four-panel progression. In the first panel, a person holds up a pair of white underwear. In the second panel, the person is using the underwear as a mask. The third panel shows the mask adjusted into a more recognizable shape. In the last panel, a realistic plague doctor mask has been constructed based on the underwear mask.

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows three people looking up in the sky. In the first panel, they all exclaim "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!" In the second panel, one person says "IT'S A BIRD!", while the second person says "IT'S A PLANE!". In the third panel, the third person exclaims "IT'S PARTS OF A BOEING!"

GG Miller

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Heroin Monkey

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

tabs1528

The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

Lustlos from Sw

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

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