The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Microwave Owl Stare
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You think it's funny to stick an owl in a microwave? Do you even know what a microwave is? It cooks things! And an owl, you know, it's a living creature with feelings, you nimwit! This joke is funny because it implies that an owl could stare at you unblinking while you try to cook it which is dark as hell.