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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. So, this dude is playing "Angry Birds," right? But get this: instead of hitting the target, one of his birds accidentally lands in a field. Field? You wouldn't know a field if it hit you in the face. You probably think all birds are government drones, you conspiracy nut.

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    • Yep so true I bet one of my angry birds hits your head

    im trying to not let my arents see

    ok i cant not be seen ima go hide.

    I gotta eat dinner

    Cause i hate gamer and gamers little gf is a mod he's got wrapped round his finger and wants this site to be kind.

    Like mat didnt abaonded it and let it come to shit

    So any second your ac will be gone

    if it dose ill make a new ACC and js talk on this joke.

    Rip air conditioner

    if he bans my ip im going to mat bout it

    but then again im saying shit like this to them

    Im sorry you hvae to deal with mental breakdowns every day

    im sorry you have to deal with my drama

    im sorry you have to date a fuckup

    im sorry i cant be better

    I really don't mind

    im sorry i make you feel like id leave you or cheat on you.

    im sorry i cant be enough

    im sorry if anything gets fucked up that it'll be my fault

    And in my opinion

    im sorry you love me i dont want to hurt you

    You aren't any of these

    You are everything I hoped for

    you dont know the shit ive done..

    Im a horrible horrible person..

    I'm convinced we are soul mates

    We are meant for eachother

    Cause I already have you

    You desrve someone so much better

    You are what I need

    You are all O need

    You're all I'll ever need

    what if i break your heart..?

    I look in your eyes and think why me?

    im not good enough for you

    You ARE good enough for me

    You are more than enoigh

    You dont desrve someone who gets additced to a hand like a drug

    someone who wont harm themself

    i fucking make you feel bad when i do that shit

    Anonymous

    You dont desrve someone who gets additced to a hand like a drug

    As long as Iake you happy

    I will always love you

    I will promise you

    you break that promise ill break your entire body.

    Aslong as I'm with you

    I'll need no one else

    You love me like no one else has,

    Like your necklace says

    mkae me forget all my problems

    I wanna make out with you

    I would say so much more

    But I'm pretty sure there's stalkers

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    There isnt i went some where no one would find.

    Next to the dislikes it say two peolle

    I wanna choke you and make you with you all night

    I love when you call me silly

    Pits a warm feeling in my heart

    i want u to make me moan on accident again

    I want you to do it on purpose

    It doesn't matter

    like when you choked me on the bed at skys house and I accidently did and ik my face went red and I said I didn't mean to that was I really really didn't mean to.

    I was speachless you where able to make me do that..

    I think that's what made me bust

    Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Make me make that sound again

    As long it was you

    Make me coom again

    Put really really really really really bad thoughts in my head.

    like ones id write in my journal

    and that turn me way more than on

    I wanna eat you out

    Imagine my tongue slithering in your pus 😁

    my thought prcess went like "sf erhjbagawer"

    The feelings you'll feel

    And the sounds you'll make

    Please dont say things id fnatasize about to much cause that's to powerful.

    rember what i said about when i use manners?

    i mean unless is ay please sm like I'm begging for it then I really actually want it.

    They don't matter to you?

    So you want me to

    When i use manners i want you to do the opaiste of what I said most of the time when I use them unless I like say please or smthin a lot cause then I really want it like when I said please a lot for you to choke me.

    So please dont put things in my head that I've fantisized about its to strong

    i bet you cant make me really really really horny

    You always make me horny

    I wanna make out with you whilst I pin you to the wall

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    When I run out of breath I'll choke you out

    Ok i felt my body get weak

    Why can't you now

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    Hm :}

    I'm only being 75% serious

    you dont wants pics of that

    Put more thoughts in my head

    But you can't send videos

    just please dont use my kinks against me

    God i just realised ive never let anyone see me like this before..

    I wanna tie you up and make out with you all night

    Breathing got havy and flet my stomach just

    give me enough thoughts to make a fafic with

    I wanna pin you towards a wall

    Make our with you and finger you

    ok my mouth may or may not be watering rn...

    Might feel better when you give me head

    Ibet you dont know what i want rn.

    You wanna be choked

    You want me to make out with you

    You want me to be dirty :)

    Maybe you gotta earn it

    I take a shower every other night and I love when you give me thoughts on the nights I do.

    even though ur not stupid

    You finger fuck yourself in the shower

    like alot more than that.

    how do i change the topic while staying on topic?

    You aren't changing the topic babe

    i feel my body i went weak i

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    on a school chromebook that cant leave my table

    i love your right hand sm

    What's stopping me from plowing you all night

    or parents idk how much older

    That's the answer I wanted babe

    I feed on these thoughts i swear I crave em sm.

    Give me to much to where i cant handle them

    I'm gonna pin you to the wall and choke you

    Til you're begging for air

    You don't need to pay

    I'll do it for free

    i was tryna type then my hand went weak

    I wanna drain my balls in you

    i love when you make me like this,,

    Cause I like seeing you like this

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    It' wasn't that but

    fleperd

    Cause I like seeing you like this

    Do it more if i where to explain it makes me feel like I'm ready to beg forit if it stops and I feel my insides just mixed up and my stomach feels light and my heard feels like a lot and my throat feels light and my head just loves it.

    I love turning you on

    Oh shit thats what it is?'

    Anonymous

    Do it more if i where to explain it makes me feel like I'm ready to beg forit if it stops and I feel my insides just mixed up and my stomach feels light and my heard feels like a lot and my throat feels light and my head just loves it.

    This wht being turned on is?

    cause whenevr u turned me on i flet that

    When i wanted to be choked more I felt that stronger then I couldn't explain like I was shaking u said u could hear it in my voice and ic ouldtn breathe right I just.. ig wrtgw4

    I wanna choke you til you pass out

    Choking me corectly is a dangeroous game that if played just enough it pleasures me if played to much it makes me feel weak

    fleperd

    I wanna choke you til you pass out

    omg yes rwtvw

    Finish your sentence

    It felt like six just a minute ago

    just give me more thoughts

    I need an overload till i cant handle life.

    I wanna do you all night

    omg i have thoughts rn tht

    Please stop making em fantasize

    I won't be done until 8:30

    I'm gonna make you pass out when I flood your head with thoughts

    Daddy vibes be making my legs weak

    Atleast you didnt ask what i fantazied about

    fleperd

    Good girl

    My hearttt

    What were you fantasizing about :)

    Wheater you like it or not

    And don't delete it

    of u choking me till i passes out then I woke up tied you by you and then you tortured me by giving me more than I could handle like till my legs started shaking and you just used me and watched me suffer in a good way..

    I a Wouldn't do thay

    First part yes but

    I want to ask you to slow down then you go faster and not listen when I beg you until I cant talk..

    Im gonna make it so you can't walk

    then take advantage of that i cant walk.

    i also think im saying to uch of my thoughts rn..

    I wanna choke you, do you, make out with you and tie you up

    you turn me on to storng..

    Please dont make it worse.

    I'm gonna make it worse

    how much worser could u maek it in 30 mins?

    I'd rather do you

    if you do then ill try to work up the nerves to give u head soon.

    Like i really wanna give u head but itd feel akward i feek

    That's my good girl

    Like i actually reallt do.

    You've said it'd be awkward when we sexted

    if i feel this stronly tunred on irl I will want to

    I'll be harder irl ;)

    I'm talking about myself

    I'll say it again

    give me emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Im gonna tie you up

    Choke you til you pass put

    Then do you all night

    As you're tied up

    :Please let me survive till 8:30.

    Dont make me wanna leave early to take care of these thoughts cause its to much

    I'll do you untill you're dripping my cum

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    I said my mouth is wet like smthin else..

    but the smthin esle it alot wetter..'''''''

    You want my tongue to make it wetter

    Ok i may need to leave early to take care of these thoughts

    Let me put more in ;)

    Please dont make it to much where I wanna leave then not let me leave..

    Go do what you were gonna do

    I want you to make me stay

    No one else has ever made me feel this way

    You'll always be mine

    I'll rail you forever

    cant on school chromebook still

    When you can go to your moms

    Ill give u one free pass for whatever you want

    js screenshot that prolly

    Same as I have before :)))

    Put alot more thoughts in my head

    I'm gonna rail you til you have trouble walking

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    I have one alreadu

    Omg i want to hear you do that..

    , and 17 free passes

    I want to hear u mess with urself on call..

    I don't make noises while I beat off

    Unless I don't rawdog

    My mom don't trust me with lotion

    When i fw myself i make noises fs..

    Ive never done that on call

    How about we both do it on call

    I want you to controll me

    Tell me what to do when i do that

    and tell me when i can stop.

    omg what is wrong with me.

    Im sorry im saying thoughts..

    i may or may not be getting a lil to honry..

    I'm gonna 👊 🥩

    While you do whatever

    I think i mightve gave u permission to control me on call so uhm i take it back

    Wait ur actually going to do that..?

    b ut liek i cant admit that

    so if youdactually do that then i cna

    but if you wouldnt then i cant.

    Ima give u one free pass to control me on call.

    If you dont screenshot passes i give you ima deny it.

    fleperd

    I don't make noises while I beat off

    Aside from a couple of frequent breaths in and out

    I dont at first but then when it hirts the right spot I just do..

    So i try to not but soemtimes

    only use these passes when im at my moms

    if you can make me moan again ill give you another pass

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    you wasnt sposed to see that..

    I wanna see it again

    I js said ive been picturing u naked.

    but i dont have eough thoughts.

    I picture you naked all the time

    my body feels like i need it..

    Im gon a rest well knowing you'll be tiger fucking yourself to the thought of me

    dont think bout what im doing

    And I'll use it to my advantage

    Spherical Mule Deer

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