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Daddy dick

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows two pictures of chicken nuggets. On the left, a chicken nugget is lying on a wooden surface near a box of chicken nuggets with the text "Chick-fil-A" on it. On the right, a person is holding a chicken nugget. Both chicken nuggets are shaped in a way that suggests they are giving the middle finger.

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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MEME LORD

The image shows a mousetrap. A man is lying on the trap. Above the trap are two objects: a bottle labeled "Fentanyl" and a bucket of fried chicken labeled "KFC".

Heroin Monkey

A white chicken stands on a skateboard. There is text that says, "I'm outside bitch open the door".

Anonymous

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Hailey ❁

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Heroin Monkey

MARVEL VIEWING ORDER
CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN AMERICA
MARVEL
IRON MAN
THOR
IRON MAN 2
CHICKEN
→
AVENIDERS IRON MAN 3RUN
AGE
EMPIRES
IV
LOONEY TUNES
BACK IN ACTION
SCOOBY-DOO2
MONSTERS UNLEASHED
Summer
heights
high
how i
met your
mother
MONTY PYTHON
Holy Grail
SHARKE
LAVAGIR
LEGO INDIANA JONER
ROVENTURE CONTINUSS
↑
NETFLIX ORIGINAL
BY
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF
MADELEINE MCCANN
Ted Cruz
2016
Dr. Seuss'
VENGERS
ENDGAME
TH
CATE

Adolf Nigler

What I do on most afternoons.

CLUE
Meet
the WW
suport
CLUCKS
NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

Erik
@SikkCaden
Burger King and Popeye's having a
chicken sandwich war while being
owned by the same parent company is
the greatest real-life analogy for our
modern American political parties.

A-non-o-moose

The image is divided into three sections. The top section shows a hen with chicks, accompanied by the text "He protec." The middle section depicts two roosters fighting with the text "He attac." The bottom section shows a pile of chicken nuggets with the text "But most importantly, he a snak."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".

Heroin Monkey

A still from an animated movie. A man is shown with a suspicious look on his face, while a woman is standing behind him reading a book. Text at the bottom reads, "Those chickens are up to something. 10 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

HydrousAxolotl

The image is split into two. The top part shows a green KFC box with the words "BEYOND Fried Chicken" on it. Inside of the box are plant-based fried chicken pieces with a light tan color, and one piece is cut open, revealing a light gray interior. The bottom part of the image shows Spongebob holding a hamburger with a grey sludge in it, as if the plant based chicken is not appetizing.

Pankake

A yellow road sign with a silhouette of a chicken is shown, and beneath it, in a real world scene, stands a black chicken. The text above the image reads, "My dad sent me a picture this morning and said 'it finally happened'".

Heroin Monkey

A slice of pizza with pepperoni on top has chicken bones sticking out from underneath. Above the pizza is a speech bubble that says "You like your pizza bone-in or boneless?"

Heroin Monkey

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

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