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The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows two pictures of chicken nuggets. On the left, a chicken nugget is lying on a wooden surface near a box of chicken nuggets with the text "Chick-fil-A" on it. On the right, a person is holding a chicken nugget. Both chicken nuggets are shaped in a way that suggests they are giving the middle finger.

Heroin Monkey

A photograph shows a chicken finger held up in someone's hand. The caption says that it looks like the Grinch.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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MEME LORD

The image shows a mousetrap. A man is lying on the trap. Above the trap are two objects: a bottle labeled "Fentanyl" and a bucket of fried chicken labeled "KFC".

Heroin Monkey

A white chicken stands on a skateboard. There is text that says, "I'm outside bitch open the door".

Adolf Nigler

What I do on most afternoons.

The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.

Anonymous

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Hailey ❁

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."

YumMan

My Teacher When I Yell Out chicken Jockey In The Middle Of Class

An image of a stern-looking man with the text: "My Teacher When I Yell Out 'chicken Jockey' In The Middle Of Class."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".

Heroin Monkey

Unimportant Intelligence

Did you know

A screenshot of a Google search for "types of dinosaurs." Below the search bar are images of dinosaurs with the labels "Velociraptor", "Spinosaurus", "Brachiosaurus", "Tyrannosaurus rex", "Diplodocus", "Brontosaurus", "Dilophosaurus", "Allosaurus", "Carnotaurus", and "Giganotosaurus", along with an image of three parakeets labeled "Birds", and an image of a chicken labeled "Chicken".

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

A-non-o-moose

The image is divided into three sections. The top section shows a hen with chicks, accompanied by the text "He protec." The middle section depicts two roosters fighting with the text "He attac." The bottom section shows a pile of chicken nuggets with the text "But most importantly, he a snak."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

MATTIX

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

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