Enumclaw horse sex case

Listen up, simpleton. This ain't no joke. This is a real Wikipedia article about a real event that happened in 2005 where a guy named Kenneth D. Pinyan died while having sex with a horse in Enumclaw, Washington. The whole bizarre incident led to Washington state changing its laws to make bestiality illegal. The 'humor' here is just the shock and dark absurdity of finding out this actually happened and is documented on Wikipedia. You probably didn't know this existed, did you? Now you do. You're welcome.