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Liquid

1 year ago
Lex Luthor injecting his arm with a green liquid using a black and grey device. The text reads: "Why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of everyone?"
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    • Meme

    2 years ago

    There is no meme, Whip out your cock

    A close-up of Gru from the movie "Despicable Me", holding a handgun and staring directly at the camera with a faint smile. The gun is pointed at the viewer. There is no additional text on the image.
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    • Cookie

    8 months ago
    The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".
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    • Dwayne Johnson

    2 years ago

    Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man

    The image shows a modified portrait of Dwayne Johnson with his neck extended and shaped like a penis. The text above the image says 'Dwayne the cock johnson'.
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    • Bro

    1 year ago
    An anime-style girl with white hair says, "Nice cock bro. Too bad mine's bigger."
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    • Torture

    5 months ago
    A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.
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    • Pic

    2 years ago

    Cock pic

    A close-up shot of a rooster with colorful feathers in a field.
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    • Cocktail

    1 year ago
    A sign for a bar or restaurant that says "Big White COCKTAILS".
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    • Monster

    6 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A monster with sharp teeth and tentacles is shown with the text "cock reveal" overlaid.
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    • Condom

    1 year ago
    The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.
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    • Dildo

    1 year ago
    A box for a sex toy called a "Breadstick dildo" with the brand name "Love Garden". The box has a picture of a woman yawning. The box contains claims like "long battery life," "100% silicone," and "four speed settings."
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    • Record

    1 year ago
    The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."
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    • Slang

    3 months ago
    A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji 'πŸ’€' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "πŸ’€" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats 'πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€'. Below, it summarizes 'πŸ’€ Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.
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    • Recipe

    2 years ago

    How to eat a cock πŸ†

    A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.
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