Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Worst Jokes Ever TV
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Morbid jokes
Orphan jokes
Priest jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Offensive jokes
Incest jokes
Dark Humor
Black jokes
Autism jokes
Abortion jokes
Gay jokes
Puns
Sexuality jokes
Prostitution jokes
Love jokes
Indian jokes
George Floyd jokes
Homeless jokes
Chinese jokes
Slavery jokes
All categories

Frequently asked questions (FAQ)

Jokes
Memes
Community

Cock memes

Post meme

Best
Newest

Liquid

Toast ツ · 1 year ago

Lex Luthor injecting his arm with a green liquid using a black and grey device. The text reads: "Why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of everyone?"

Meme

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

There is no meme, Whip out your cock

A close-up of Gru from the movie "Despicable Me", holding a handgun and staring directly at the camera with a faint smile. The gun is pointed at the viewer. There is no additional text on the image.

Cookie

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Dwayne Johnson

welcome to hell · 3 years ago

Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man

The image shows a modified portrait of Dwayne Johnson with his neck extended and shaped like a penis. The text above the image says 'Dwayne the cock johnson'.

Torture

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.

Bro

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An anime-style girl with white hair says, "Nice cock bro. Too bad mine's bigger."

Pic

Chaotic-chaos · 3 years ago

Cock pic

A close-up shot of a rooster with colorful feathers in a field.

Condom

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.

Cocktail

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sign for a bar or restaurant that says "Big White COCKTAILS".

Misdirection

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A photograph of an Xbox dashboard showing a friends list. A red circle and arrow highlight a user named Jxyhuh Juan Yrueys playing Fortnite. Text at the bottom reads 'playing fort in the big 25' with a wilted rose emoji. Directly above the circled user is another friend whose status says they are playing 'Call of Booty Black Cocks 2', a vulgar parody of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

Monster

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A monster with sharp teeth and tentacles is shown with the text "cock reveal" overlaid.

Dildo

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Acronym

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

Record

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Slang

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.

Recipe

Anonymous · 2 years ago

How to eat a cock 🍆

A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.

Cocksucker

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.