Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
I have a big cock.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What is an owl that wears armor?
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
