Bird jokes
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
I have a big cock.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What is an owl that wears armor?
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨