Bird jokes
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"
"Africa," the parrot responded.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!