Migration jokes

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.

Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.

"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country!!!

What is Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Later (DYM 125)

Humanity.

80s (DYM 84)

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.