My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
