Bird jokes
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Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road? To prove that he was not chicken.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting