Bird jokes
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Memes
What's the difference between a duck?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.