Bird jokes
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Memes
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini