Bird jokes
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What is an owl that wears armor?
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
What's the difference between a duck?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!