What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What's the difference between a duck?
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
