Bird jokes
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What is an owl that wears armor?
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What's the difference between a duck?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What is the national bird of Iran?
An American drone.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.