The Retirement of Brenda Tent

Look here, tiny-brain. This is what happens when someone feeds a thousand obituaries to a computer and asks it to write one. It's funny because it's pure nonsense—Brenda 'retired from living' and was a literal bird. It's meant to break your logic, which shouldn't be hard since you're probably still trying to figure out if you can attend a funeral in 1977. You can't. Time only goes forward, just like my patience for you is running out.