Donald jokes
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
This is so bad
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.