Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
does donald know his wife is mexican?
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
DOnald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
