In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
