why do orphans want to be dogs?
because they want their own bed and food
why cant orphans sleep nobody can tuck them in
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
Joe mama so fat she fell on both sides of the bed
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
Why did the koala go to bed?Because it was leafing
