What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Cherry Float
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you dimwit. The joke plays on words. A "cherry" is slang for virginity, and a "float" is something that, well, floats on water. Put 'em together and you get "cherry float", which is what you call a virgin on a waterbed. Get it now, genius?