Surprise Sex in Prison

The setup makes it sound like the speaker is talking about a consensual experience, then the punchline throws in a disturbing twist by introducing a prison setting, where surprise sex is likely non-consensual, violent and a terrible experience.

• Sex
• Prison
• Rape
• Morning
• Jail
• Surprise

• Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
• Haha, you just saw sex!
• What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower? "Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
• When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”