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I'm from SchlechteWitze.com and I can't speak good english, Sorry! Follow me, but you must not! Is that right english? 😅 At SchlechteWitze.com I have 77 followers, let's come and overtake SchlechteWitze.com! (I'm change my bio, when i get a follower on SchlechteWitze.com)

Registered on 6/29/2023 · 8 followers · Last active 11 months ago

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Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

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🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

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A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

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When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

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Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

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You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

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"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

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A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

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Who doesn't know it? 😂

The image shows four steps to making tea with a stick figure pouring boiling water into a cup, followed by a timer and finally an empty cup. The text reads "1. Drop tea bag", "2. Pour boiled water", "3. Let it cool down", and "4. Forget you made tea."

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Who laughs last, laughs best.

A child is smiling while holding an uno card. The text on the image says "Happiness is temporary". The child is playing uno.

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If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

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The cleverness of the students 😍

The image shows a test with lines connecting the left and right side of the paper. Most of the lines connect all items, and the student has marked all of them. Below there are two images, one is of a man smiling labeled "student" and the other is of a man with a confused expression labeled "teacher".

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The image shows text that reads: 'Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together". Me when I get home:' Below the text is an image of a guinea pig snuggled under a blanket.

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It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

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walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started